Murphy & Murphy: Genie Lawyers
Here you go guys. As promised, the worldwide premiere of Murphy & Murphy: Genie Lawyers! The budget of this film was the cost of the cake at the end - about 14 bucks. As a result, all the principals were paid in cake. Except for Brian.
Sorry Brian, I was hungry.
Look! Another post!
So you didn't think I'd actually ever update this site again? You thought it was going to be a repeat of last year, didn't you? Well I've got news, pal. We've got another video.
Coming to a website near you - Murphy & Murphy: Genie Lawyers!
This should be up by the end of the week.
Well, uh...Sorry
So attempts at posting to this blog have been pretty laughable. It probably wouldn't be so bad if the date weren't at the top of every post. However, I have made a promise to myself to update this damn thing. But, like all promises I make to myself (and others), you should probably take this with a grain of salt.
And the Winner Is...
Love!
Sorry, fans, look like you voted for the loser. Despite the 4 to 2 vote in favor of Jason, Love pulled through and won in the end.
It's alright though, because it was a trick question. Love had to win, because love conquers all.
And love could defeat Jason anyway, because the only reason Jason is scary is because he loves to kill.
Anyway, vote now in our new poll:
Who Would Win in a Fight: Doctor Octopus or an Octopus?
Doctor Octopus
Doctor Octopus is a mad scientist with four mechanical arms.
An Octopus
Octopodes are intelligent eight-limbed cephalopods that shoot ink clouds as a form of natural defense.
Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of Who Would Win in a Fight!
P.S. Spider-Man has defeated Doc Ock 117 times. Spider-Man has never defeated an octopus.
Doctor Octopus is a mad scientist with four mechanical arms.An Octopus
Octopodes are intelligent eight-limbed cephalopods that shoot ink clouds as a form of natural defense.Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of Who Would Win in a Fight!
P.S. Spider-Man has defeated Doc Ock 117 times. Spider-Man has never defeated an octopus.
Terrible Film of the Week Club - The Mangler
Another weekend is here and that means it's time for the next installment of the Terrible Film of the Week. This one's a real treat. I don't think anyone can truly prepare you for this movie so I'm not going to try:
What can I say about The Mangler? Well, let me put it this way. It's about a big laundry machine that eats people. That's right. A LAUNDRY MACHINE...THAT EATS PEOPLE. It's based on a short story by Stephen King. If you need any more proof the horror maestro is running out of ideas, you were probably on the jury at O.J.'s trial.
Does Stephen King even look at what he's typing anymore? At no point during the crafting of this horror opus did he glance down at his manuscript and say, "Wait. A laundry machine? What is wrong with me?...Oh, yeah. I'm drunk."
So why should you see this epic saga of love, laundry and demonic possession? I'll give you several reasons:
You should probably see a shrink. Then you can see The Mangler when you're cured.
What can I say about The Mangler? Well, let me put it this way. It's about a big laundry machine that eats people. That's right. A LAUNDRY MACHINE...THAT EATS PEOPLE. It's based on a short story by Stephen King. If you need any more proof the horror maestro is running out of ideas, you were probably on the jury at O.J.'s trial.
Does Stephen King even look at what he's typing anymore? At no point during the crafting of this horror opus did he glance down at his manuscript and say, "Wait. A laundry machine? What is wrong with me?...Oh, yeah. I'm drunk."
So why should you see this epic saga of love, laundry and demonic possession? I'll give you several reasons:
- Ted Levine. You probably remember Ted from The Silence of the Lambs. He played the crazy dude who wore people's skin. No doubt some studio exec saw his fantastic performance and decided to cast him as the lead in this movie. Except they forgot that you can't understand one word he says. The dude has the deepest voice I've ever heard. He is below the range of human hearing. And he's got a ton of dialogue.
- Some extra. If you want to see the greatest job of over-acting in the history of film, look no further than the scene where a kid gets swallowed by a refrigerator. The man who plays the boy's inconsolable father is a sight to behold. He clearly realized this was probably the only time he would ever be in a movie. And dammit if he wasn't going to give us our money's worth. The result, I can only describe as "brain-punching".
- The climax. At the end of the film, the laundry machine actually gets up and chases our heroes down a staircase. You read that correctly. It pulls itself up out of the ground and grows legs. There are few sights in cinema as grand as this one. There's the burning of Atlanta in Gone with the Wind and then there's a laundry machine with legs chasing some people into a basement.
You should probably see a shrink. Then you can see The Mangler when you're cured.
